This is the new blog...CONFESSION ZERO
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MEAN MEN AND SHAMS (ode to Anonymous)



(A Poetic Justice Photomontage)


Poetryman, I am Anon.
I am Anon.
Anon I am.

That Anon-I-am!
Than Dave or Denver-I-am!
I'm much like
that Anon-I-am!

Do you like
mean men and shams?

I do not like them,
Anon-I-am.
I do not like
mean men and shams.

I would not like them
here or anywhere.
And sure as hell not
over there!
I do not like
mean men and shams.
I do not like them,
Anon-I-am.

Poetryman, would you like them
in your house?
Would you like them
if they're a louse?

I do not like them
in my house.
I do not like them
if they're a louse.
I do not like them
here or anywhere.
And sure as hell not
over there!
I do not like mean men and shams.
I do not like them, Anon-I-am.

Poetryman, would you praise them
in your dreams?
Would you hold them
in high esteem?

Not in my dreams.
Not with esteem.
Not in my house.
Not in your house.
I would not praise them here or anywhere.
And sure as hell not
over there!
I would not praise mean men and shams.
I do not like them, Anon-I-am.

Would you, Poetryman? Could you, Poetryman?
In a bar?
Praise them! Praise them!
There they are!

I will not,
Cannot,
Too damned bizarre!

You, Anon, do praise them.
It's easy to see.
You sure like them
in your reality!

But I do not, will not, give them that.
Not in my life! So let me be!

I do not praise them in my dreams.
I do not hold them in high esteem.
I do not like them in my house.
I do not like them, they’re a louse.
I do not like them here or anywhere.
And sure as hell not over there!
I do not like mean men and shams.
I do not like them, Anon-I-am.

A plane! A tank!
A bomb! A gun!
Could you, would you,
Their kind shun?

Yes! I do not, will not give them that.
Not in my life! So let me be!

I will not, cannot, in real life.
I will not, cannot, it's just not right.
I will not praise them in my house.
I will not praise them in your house.
I will not praise them here or anywhere.
And sure as hell not over there!
I do not like mean men and shams.
I do not like them, Anon-I-am.

Nay!
Not here in the dark!
Or there in the dark!
I can't, I won't, not in the dark!

I will not, cannot,
in the park.

Will not, cannot, too much pain!

I will not, cannot,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a park. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Anon, you see.
Not in my house. Not on Fox.
Not with a flag. Not with a Glock.
I will not praise them here or anywhere.
And sure as hell not over there!

It is you who likes
mean men and shams...

I do not
like them,
Anon-I-am.

How could you, can you,
watch them warring?

I cannot,
sit idly by
just ignoring!

Poetryman, I can sit
and watch them warring...

I cannot, will not, on a ship.
I will not, will not, flop or flip!
I will not praise them in the rain.
I will not praise them on a train.
Not in the dark! No siree!
Not in a tank! You let me be!
I do not like them with a Glock.
I do not like them on fucking Fox!
I will not praise them or toss a bone.
I do not like them tapping my phone!
I do not like them here or anywhere.
And sure as hell not OVER THERE!

I do not like
mean men
and shams!

I do not like them,
Anon-I-am.

You really like them.
So you say.
Stop it, stop it,
Anon, and you may
find some peace as you turn away.

If you will let my blog be,
I will not ban you.
You will see.

You like mean men and shams!
I do not like them, Anon-I-am!
And I would not praise them in a boat.
I would not praise them with my throat!

And I shall shun them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a plane. And in a tank.
They’re such louses, such louse, you see!

So I will shun them and their flock.
And I will shun them on their Fox!
And I will shun them in my house.
And I’ll help shun them in your house.
And I will shun them here or anywhere.
And sure as hell shun them OVER THERE!

I do so dislike
mean men and shams!
Thank you...
Thank you...
Poetryman I am!


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