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http://www.newsday.com/news/local/politics/ny-usdems0225,0,182939.story
Nader jumps in, creating stir amongst Dems
BY ERIK GERMAN
11:07 PM EST, February 24, 2008
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Consumer advocate Ralph Nader announced Sunday he's running for president, a move that isn't likely to put him in the White House but that could shave votes from the Democratic nominee in November's election.
Nader, who ran as the Green Party candidate for president in 2000, announced his White House intentions on NBC's "Meet the Press" Sunday.
Hillary Rodham Clinton said Nader's bid would be bad for whichever Democrat ultimately faces likely Republican nominee Sen. John McCain in November
JOHN
This is my Kodak® moment! Go away sorceress of ruin, you’re in my last light!
HILLARY
Stuff it you horses ass! I'm fed up with the way things are going as of late!
JOHN
You’ve only yourself to blame for your bowlegged service!
HILLARY
You’re one to talk of service; the better part of your wits are still caged in Vietnam!
JOHN
At least mine have a home! Yours flit with the emotionally charged winds!
HILLARY
You wet blanket, your principles are erroneous, indistinguishable, bought and bent!
BARACK
Just words?
JOHN/HILLARY
Shut up, ebony and ivory wordsmith! You’re absurd!
BARACK
You two sound like a dream played backwards.
HILLARY
Plagiarist!
JOHN
America’s not ready to pledge to you, Osama!
BARACK
It’s Obama, John... and the only thing you’ve both to fear is each other.
HILLARY
Plagiarist!
BARACK
I am not a plagiarist!
JOHN
I am! And damn proud of it, too! If it weren’t for pledges I couldn’t afford this!
HILLARY
Plagiarist, not “pledgerist” you imbecilic conformist!
JOHN
Oh...
RALPH
All of you are corporate pawns!
HILLARY/BARACK
Oh Christ! Nader! What the hell are you doing here?
RALPH
Spoiling your little party, I’d imagine.
JOHN
Hello, my old pal, Ralph! Welcome to the Rat race! Kisses!!!!
HILLARY
Shit…
BARACK
You've no more a chance than a black man at winning the Whitehouse!
RALPH
Precisely why I’m here, Obama.
JOHN
Osama!
HILLARY
Plagiarist!
BARACK
It wasn't plagiarism!
HILLARY
Was too! Was too!
GW- None of you can do for the United States what I’ve done
for her!
RALPH
You’re right about that, King George.
HILLARY
No dispute here.
BARACK
No dispute whatsoever.
HILLARY
Plagiarist!
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