(Hat tip to C&L for the video.)
BUSH:
Well, listen, we've never been "stay the course". We have been, "We will complete the mission, we will do our job and help achieve the goal, but we're constantly adjusting the tactics"…
THUMP:
Come on, George!
What de hell ya thinkin?
You is de rock! De damned rock!
De sturdy `n pig-headed foot!
You Bush fo' God’s sake!
(Quite literally)
Without you dis country kaput!
If you ain’ been stay de course,
Den who de hell has been?
(Quite literally)
Dem flippety flop Democrat?
Shit! Dey all over de damn map,
Unlike you who been spot on
`n stayin' de course!
You ain’ no cut `n runner-
Shiiiiit! You de Enronner!
You de holy commander!
You don’ dance `n make nice,
Ain’ no cream in yo’ coffee,
No crap in yo’ rap!
(Quite literally)
No. George. You's all stay de course,
Amer’ca depend on you, ya ol’ chimp!
You de man! You de oily-hoed pimp!
(Quite literally)
Ya know how ta smoke out terrists,
And how ta grow `em, too! Gimme `n A-men!
Hell, George! We needs ya to de dead end!
You's de stayin' de courser man!
Bottom o' de nine empire umpire!
Golden boy! De kingdom comer! Shazam!
You de pale rider on de back o' liberty!
Hooo weee! You de Sheee-iiiite destiny!
You landlord o' de Goddamned world!
(Quite literally)
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The ORIGIN Theatre
Stephanopolis Bush Stay the Course
THUMP THUMP THUMP part one
